Sunday, July 30, 2006

Women's Rights: Leaps & Bounds

Women's Rights: Leaps & Bounds Part I

Dear Women,

It has come to my attention (it took a while for me to digest) that over the course of history, women have faced a great deal of hardship on an overall global level. Issues of equality in the workplace, the right to vote and an elective office, sexual exploitation, and fair treatment from one’s spouse are but a few issues – albeit major ones – that surface a wide array of numerous other problems. The women’s suffrage movement, for example, and other battles for women equality are all well known and well established in the annals of history, so I’m confident that I can save readers a historical synopsis about such events…

So, while my personal beliefs contend that Islam truly has an answer for women’s equality in an in fact pragmatic, honest, and equally beneficial manner, I will try to leave religion out of this as much as possible (if possible, that is, because while I write that, I also understand the role of religion for many is an intrinsic component of establishing a gender equality framework).

At this point, you may be wondering where is Imran’s philosophical nature coming from and why, suddenly, is he preoccupying himself with concerns on women’s rights? Is he, for instance, trying to impress a girl? Much to your surprise, my answer is a resounding no. Instead, my inspiration comes from construction workers. Yes, construction workers.

You see, over the past few years I’ve seen a significant increase in women construction workers. Without doubt, this speaks of a shift of equal opportunity for women to be able to share in the same responsibilities that men typically have had (i.e. manual labor). So, conclusively, you can say that the women’s right movement in at least the workplace front has in fact made leaps and bounds; an ever increasingly upward slope of progression. We have women representatives in the House, Senators, CEOs, and now women making headway into the blue-collar industry. This is to be applauded. Or is it?

So, when I noticed women working in construction (specifically road/highway construction), I thought to myself, Well, this is what they fought for! If that’s what they want, then they got it. Working in 30 degrees – 90 degrees weather, I hope they’re happy drilling, digging, etc. away, but, hey to each her own! But this was only an initial and fleeting thought because I soon realized what was really happening: The women construction workers were not actually drilling nor were they digging away. Rather, they simply stood at the beginning and/or end of a construction area holding a sign reading, SLOW DOWN. I chuckled. So, is this the fruit of the women’s rights movement? To fight for the same positions typically rewarded to men to only stand and look pretty (I’m using “pretty” pretty liberally here in this case)??

So the question that begs to be asked is, what do women want? Well, if you ever watched Mel Gibson’s movie What Women Want, you will know that it is a man that is control (wink, wink), feminine and manly at the same time. In other words, the answer to my question is that women do NOT know what they want. A flagger in the construction world is simply a model of sorts. You should note that I find myself constantly looking for a girl that is doing something a little more, shall we say, involved? Riding a bulldozer, manning a driller, etc. Something! But time and time again I see that they are only holding a flag or sign telling people to slow down. On a rare occasion, I must say, I did find one or two exceptional cases where women were drilling (or trying to) and controlling a machine, but the other 99.9999 percent of the times, they were simply super models distracting men from the road (well, that only happened on a rare occasion, too) or distracting themselves from what the women’s right movement should ultimately mean…

And that is the fight for representation within limits and equal pay (I know women have to find it detestable that a man is telling the world over what the women’s rights movement should focus on). I do not consider women working as flaggers as a step in the right direction. Why the hell are women fighting for such jobs? If it’s for positions such as the foreman (okay, foreperson), architect, etc.; then, okay, I will support it and also support that they get paid the same as men, but I also caution them to be weary of representation. Specifically, let’s not forget the plain and simple reality that men are men and women are women…

*** To be continued ***

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Moe(hummand)

Hey

So listening to B96 the other day they were taking callers from ppl that called off or got dumped right before their wedding.

So, some Arab guy named "Moe" calls in and tells how some girl broke it off with him right before the wedding because of some "harsh" traditions his family has. That's when he qualified that statement by saying that he's Muzlim and Arab. I was like, Thanks, buddy, you did us all a favor with that one! No reinforced stereotypes there! Your average Jo (or is it Moe?) out there that believes everything they see on Fox News will now say to himself, "See, even their own people know that Islam is too harsh!" Anyway, Moe went on to say that the girl he dated for two years (more proof of his "Islamicness") was just too westernized for his family. Then he says -- get this -- how he's in med school and tells all of Chicago, "I mean, who doesn't want a doctor, right? I had everything planned out..." On that point, I had to laugh myself and nod thinking, How true! Eddie, Jobo & Erica (the radio DJs) were basically laughing and like, WTF? They asked him if it was pre-arranged and he was like Definitely not, we dated for 2 yrs, but it's all good, i'm young, single, and if any girl wants to talk to me out there, just let me know.

Don't worry, Moe, I'm sure there was some girl -- most likely desi -- calling B96 right after that inquiring about your contact info. So maybe I should give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that perhaps you called into B96 coming up with a story like yours so you could essentially self-promote yourself. Brilliant and well done!

Regardless, I was still like, F-ing great! Someone out there will now thing that "muzlims" are either waaaay too strict and repressed or that, once in America, they just totally get out of control because of all the freedom...!

Good stuff

Innocent

As Salaamu Alaikoom WR WB

I know this comes a bit late, but this is one of those blog posting where I'm compelled to say, if you read anything on my blog, read this article from Esquire. It'll move you so...


Allah hafiz

Google Talk - Voicemail!

Hi

Google continues its onward global dominance with its updated Google Talk!!
[Thanks to Sh Faraz Rabbani's blog for the FYI.]

(IMPORTANT NOTE: I think I know what their next big thing will be! But I can't tell you!)


Viva Google!

Lebanon

AA

The tragedy in Lebanon is indeed saddening. An entire city is being destroyed and totally levelled out. May Allah grant peace and ease. Allah huma salay Allah Muhammad. Ameen.

Here is an overall account from NYT on what's happened the past couple weeks. The Israeli death:Lebanese death ratio is outstanding.

Here are some relevant quotes from int'l leaders courtesy of Umar's blog.

Salaam

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Viva Espana!

Hi

Okay, so when I added the subscription option on my blog, I was delighted to see the next day my first subscriber be someone from Spain. The other day, I was even more so joyed to see yet another person from Spain subscribe to the blog. It's like I'm the biggest thing Spain has ever known (and I'm not talking physically, punks)...

So I assume that you two are perhaps from Madrid and most likely came across my blog via my Madrid videos on Google Video, right? Well, feel free to comment and introduce yourselves. I have to say, and as you probably noticed in my videos, Madrid is very beautiful. Both the people (=women) and the "feel" and look of the city. It's actually pretty romantic. While walking by the Palacio Real (Royal Palace for you ignant folks), I kept thinking to myself how amazing it would be to have had una chica with me at that time...just to share in the experience. But aside from that small aspect of romanticism, there's also the charm of the city itself and the culture. (My understanding is that the culture is very lazy or at least laid-back, no?) I guess for someone like me, it's pretty fricken cool to actually see in person so much of what you'd see on TV, magazines, etc. And to actually live, so to speak, a part of it is an awesome experience. The more I travel, the more I see why well-travelled individuals are so worldly (in a good sense; knowledgeable) and interesting. It's like going out of the US, you leave the well protected bird's nest that the US is so good at providing. You can finally see that there are other things -- for better or worse -- out there that are different from your everyday life. In a sense, your world view changes.

I don't know, I think it's kinda cool. I know I was only in Madrid for a few days and London thereafter for a couple more, but if you're open-minded and also come from a multi-cultural background like I do, I guess you'd probably be inclined to pick up on these type of things...

Anyway, just thought I'd share some quick thoughts on that. Actually, in talking to a fan-of-Imran's from Dallas a few days ago, I was asked if I thought it to be strange or weird that I write all this stuff about my life to the world over. Well, to that I say that the world is a big place and despite my self-loving, I really don't think a lot of people would access this information/website. Well, at least I hope. Recently at work we somehow ended up Googling our names and when I entered my name, my blog and a couple of the videos came up. I was like, CRAP!! I tried closing the window quickly, but my co-workers saw it in passing and said that they would Google me again. I don't think they ever did because I haven't heard anything from them, but now I gotta start thinking of what I put up before I actually do...(especially if it's about someone at work that I don't like...haha).

Well, anyway, based on the 2nd subscription and my continued and steady rise to international celebrity status, I felt compelled to welcome Espana to my blog! Bienvenidos! I'll continue to brush up on me espanol y voy a tratar a escribir mas en espanol. Losiento, pero son las uno en el [morning] y no se porque no estoy dormiendo ahora! Dios mio! Tengo malos [habits]. Pero, a veces es necesario para mis [loyal fans]. Ok, tengo que salir ahora. Paz!

Ciao, baby!

Sunday, July 23, 2006


Alas! The Lotus and I finally rendezvous.
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

All business in SF...

SF baby...
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Monday, July 17, 2006

Ugh

Hi

Great weekend. Busy weekend. Terrible flight delays. Good food. Good company. Amazing hotel. Long meetings. Baller lifestyle. Amazing car.

And exhausting.

More later...

Thursday, July 13, 2006

An Ode to Imran

How I miss my long lost friend.
He has deserted me in the throes of Elmhurst,
Here I sit thinking about our precious days and nights together.
How I dream of chicken makhni, A&W, and Baskin Robbins.
Oh, were he to call me someday or just acknowledge my existence,
That would be fantastic.

Imran, dearest friend as can be.

---

This is perhaps the greatest poem written amongst all the great literary works of our time. And it was written by none other than AJ.

AJ was compelled to such...hmm...compelling words due to recent Imran-Withdrawal Syndrome. This epidemic, unfortunately, has become a widespread phenomena due to sheer craziness at work. Actually, I shouldn't even be updating my blog as I should instead spend this time 1) working or 2) sleeping. Sigh. Such has been my life lately. Alhamdullilah for what I have, mashaAllah (I'm not complaining); but it has been pretty intense. Then again, there are millions of people out there who'd do anything to have a job, so I guess I should just shut up now about it. Again, mashaAllah & SubhanAllah for what's been given to me. May Allah accept it as ibadah and fill it with baraqa.

Ironically enough, the other Ahmed in my life texted me (all in caps, mind you) his own version of eloquent words: THIS IS F-ING RIDICULOUS!!! I'M NOT JUST SOME FRIEND THAT U CAN SEE ONCE A MONTH!!! I F-ING BROKE MY ANKLE LAST NIGHT AND ONLY ONE THING CAN MAKE IT BETTER--U!!!

Sure, different style, but breath-taking regardless. I'm still exploring the spiritual undertones and symbolism it ambigously contains. In the meantime, draw your own conclusions.

Anyhow, this blog entry started b/c I just had to share those profound words from AJ. Its depth is unmeasurable. Its wisdom is awe-inspiring. Its love is reciprocated. Its sense of truth is undeniable, much like my hotness and much like my desire for eating Baskin Robbins with AJ.

Shakespeare has left the building...

Sunday, July 9, 2006

Whatever Happened To...

...the Teletubbies?

It's been on your mind lately, hasn't it? Well, I hope I can resolve the mystery -- at least partially -- for you...

So earlier last week on the way to work, I noticed the back of a semi truck had something sitting and hanging from the back. Curious, I sped up to the truck to only come to the haunting imagery of this:

image taken via my cell phone camera

Yes, the Red Teletubby. I have no clue what his/her/its name is and I don't really care. In fact, I was delighted to see it sitting there as if begging not to be on the big, bad semi. I wanted to pull the trucker over and give him a high five and tell him how the Teletubbies have permamently destroyed my hopes of TV ever offering children good quality programming.


Anyway, just had to get that off my chest. I didn't think that I should've held that burden and knowledge on my shoulders alone...

Bye

Re: Booo...!

Hi

Alrighty then! I'm not really sure who "Anonymous" is in relation to the recent Booo...! entry, though I have my ideas. But in response to your question, "Do we really need all these odes to your pubescent daydreams?" I'm going to have to say the following:

1. Love the word choices used in that question, specifically the word "pubescent." Solid vocab use, man
2. Yes. Until I'm no longer single, I'm afraid readers are going to have to deal with those from time-to-time. :P

Haha. Anyway, I do appreciate the women in my life (did I just write that?) for supporting me. So a big thanks to Jessica, Farnaz & Jasmine. Like I've said, Anonymous, I'm harmless so lets keep the "Go F yourself" comments away from the blog and re-focus the comments on the following:

1. Giving me my due props
2. Telling me I'm hot
3. And, of course, making fun of me (which I realize is most of you)

Alright?! Peace and love. :)

Word

Friday, July 7, 2006

Yes, More of My Google Videos!!

People!

I'm proud to say that I have uploaded additional Google Videos:

Umar's Graduation [<-- click title for link]:
Yes, mashaAllah, it was a great day: Umar's completion of med school, Alhamdullilah. But I had to do something special for him to let him know just how happy I was. I had to tell the world at-large the actual significance of what it means to be a doctor! So in addition to me and Ali standing up and cheering (yelling) for him, I blurted something out. It was a hit with everyone at the ceremony and Umar is not likely to forget it... :)

Hoops, Baby! [<-- click title for link]:
That's right. Another Imran video on basketball showing my insanely unstoppable skillz for all y'all suckas! This time, it's another AJ-Imran one-on-one full court classic in lovely Elmhurst. AJ found the most perfect spot to place the camera, and away we went battling it out like warriors. It was heroic and often times tragic. But don't let me define it for you; watch the three videos yourself. The one called "Recap" provides, yes, a recap of the games played and AJ convincing himself that he's 1) Marv Albert and 2) a student of Dwyane Wade. (A mentioning of Gayraz/Faraz is also included, folks.) Please feel free to tune out once he starts describing his comeback victory otherwise it'll give you impure thoughts (i.e. Imran is out of shape). The "Narrative" is a pre-game synopsis in which I do my thang (dance for the fans and the ladies). This is also the vid in which AJ initially draws comparisons between himself and Wade. And at the end of the vid (congrats for making it that far, btw) it ends with me going up for layup and the Jolly Green Giant (that's AJ) making an attempt to block it. I'll leave it up to your own imagination as to whether or not it went in or was blocked straight up Alonzo Mourning style. And the third one is me dunking mad-style. Well, not quite. Okay, not at all. But still sick nonetheless...

Frick! Erik's New GTO [<-- click title for link]:
Oh yes. Eswft traded in the VW Golf and went for some bling and most definitely for some Vrrooom! His brand new Pontiac GTO cries for police to give him tickets, his insurance to go up a few thousand dollars, women to start screaming, and above that Imran to start screaming. I thought we were gonna go for a nice, quick test drive in his ride, but of course Erik had to show some capabilities of his new ride. I had a hard time holding onto something. In this video, you'll also come to realize that I have a very dirty mouth. Frick this and frick that, yo! ;)

Alright, folks. Enjoy your laughs on me as always. :)

Peace!

Booo...!

Hi

Okay, so I totally got these girls wrapped around my finger (or maybe it's just one girl with multiple personality disorder? Or, again, just one of the guys trying to be oh-so-cool). Oh, if the Punjabi Lords of the olden times could see me now...

Ladies: So thanks again for requesting more info about the Doc (which one, is the question) and Taha. Punks! Okay, since my previous post had no impact upon you, let's make a deal: You guys tell me who you are. Send me a pic. IM me. Something!! And then I'll hook you all up with the beautiful doc and the studly T-Man. Does that work??


Cheers

Thursday, July 6, 2006

Ode to Some Chicks

Hi Jasmine, Rainda, Farnaz, etc.

Okay, a couple girls out there have obviously gotten my attention with their recent onslaught of comments. Like 6-7 comments posted within 30 minutes. No doubt, a personal best for my blog. (This can only be a signal of good things to come and is an excellent kickoff for Year II of the blog.) My personal favorite, so far, was from a girl (God, I hope "she" is a girl) named "hmmm." She posted a comment on the recent Fishing Trip (Part Deux) and said "u guys sounds hot." Anytime a girl says that, I naturally get excited (sometimes uncontrollably, but that...oops, sorry...). Anyway, about a billion and one things pop into my mind: Can I really do a Google Image search for "girl named hmmm"? [Results] Is Hmmm on Naseeb? Is Hmmm from STL and is this some twisted, cruel joke from T-Man and Prince AH? Is this a twisted, cruel joke from Farooq or AJ? Is Hmmm single, hot, and Muslim? [Does that question sound familiar, anyone?] Does this person realize what she is doing to my ego? Will my mom accept an online relationship? Do I need to start shaving on a regular basis? How does my butt look in spandex? [Dang it, how does that question always pop up?!] Will she be at APPNA? Is she a desi? Is she a he? If she is a he, does he have a sister? If he does have a sister, is she single, hot, and Muslim or Christian (hey, you gotta explore)? Does she dance? Bhangra style, of course? Is she rich and looking for a trophy husband? Is she actually really young? Like too young? [Doh!] Holy crap! Is this someone in my family messing with me?! Is she only interested in a doctor? [If yes, please stop and desist from reading any further. :P] Will she ever read my blog again?

Then there's Rainda. Rainda, is that your real name? How about you, Jasmine? Is Jasmine pronounced like it is from the movie Aladdin or is actually pronounced Yasmine? Farnaz? You have anything to say for yourself? And if "Farnaz" is actually a guy named Faraz that I knew, please call me so I can yell at you properly. Going back to Hmmm: WTF, dude? Use your real name, yo! :)

Okay, let me break this down some more...

Rainda: You wanna know the "dish" in the boat? Chances are that it was probably none other than T-Man himself. Yes, we all widely accept and regard him as a hottie. Consider Brad Pitt, for a moment. The guy is sooo good looking that even guys have to give Brad his due props. Much is true about Taha. BUT, the caveat here is that he's TAKEN! HAHA!! SUCKA! So the only other worthwhile dish to taste is yours truly...

Farnaz: I can't say much to make fun of you or anything like that, unfortunately. The fact of the matter is that you've been there for me and I'm touched. You posted such comments like, "interesting" or "or make her laugh" in response to the Dawah to a Blonde. For that, I thank you for being sincere. Wait, hold up one second........Okay, I'm back. Sorry, had to wipe the tears off my face, Farnaz. I love you, too.

Jasmine: Ahh, Jasmine! I've saved the best for last. You told me that "All you got to do is smile and she will be entranced." Thanks for acknowledging what has also been widely accepted and regarded as irrestible: me. But after sugaring me up, you follow-up with a vicious slap in the face when you requested to see Taha's rock-hard body and not my rock-hard...err...head. If you wanna get anywhere with the T, you have to go through me first, so please keep that in mind when posting comments (i.e. humor me, please).

Okay, so if you're reading these questions, don't mess around. Just tell me straight up who you are and what you're wearing. Err...umm....disregard that last part (unless you don't want to! wink, wink).

Alright, alright. Seriously, thanks for coming by my blog. Hope to see you again and keep in touch. Just keep in mind that I'm harmless. And try keeping this as rated PG-13 as possible, alright?! ;)

Cheers

Sunday, July 2, 2006

My Blog: A Year of Greatness

Hi All

Yes, readers, time does fly by when you're having fun reading my blog. The month of July and the year 2006 do in fact mark the month of my one year blogging adventures anniversary. And here's now an outlook of what that means and where we've been:

I've taken you from my wannabe funny and witty initial entry to odes of my fish, a girl named Jessica, Nathan Vasher and Rex from Da Bears (and their last season), my own company, a very special ode to my Nani Ammi, and the highest of all to the most Precious and Beloved of all.

I've shared with you my personal thoughts on sufism, beautiful stories in Islam, stories of New York, stories of fishing, stories of horror and personal heroism and even moments of utter stupidity.

I connected you to my family by giving you some insight on my brothers (about 50% of my entries are created to make fun of their blogs or them in general and 90% of those aimed at Umar and his often boring entries), cousin's weddings and engagements. I invited you into my house with my Iftar Party. I even gave women the opportunity to be my wife.

I introduced you to Prince AH. To T-Man. To Google Video. To Junoon. To my basketball skills. To Texas & Islam.

I provided accounts on fatherhood without knowing what it really means. I put myself on the line by letting the world know about my dieting plans (note: I don't plan on a follow-up on that posting). I even told you other people's thoughts about me. And I would continue to give you Deep Thoughts by Imran Shakur.

So, the point is I've taken you pretty much everywhere I've been and inshaAllah will continue to do so ever in the name of my own self-given title: man.myth.legend.sufi.lover.fighter.punjabi.

To further commit myself to myself and of course you, I have now included two new things on the right-hand side of my blog: direct chatting abilities (I found this thanks to Kamran) and email subscription. Enjoy me always, folks, and continue to spread the word... ;)

Sincerely,

Imran: man.myth.legend.sufi.lover.fighter.punjabi.

Imam Zaid Quote

Aa

When Imam Zaid was in a real low point in his life, his cousin sent him a very short letter that said,

"A successful life is a succession of successful days."
Meaning do what you can everyday to have daily successes (victories).

--
The above was from an online chat between Abdul Wahid and I. As always, he was mashaAllah there for that needed spiritual insight. May Allah protect him. Ameen.


bye

Saturday, July 1, 2006

Hermanos Del Alma


The Three Musketeers
The Three Stooges
The Three Niggaz
The Three Amigos

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