Ode to Some Chicks

Hi Jasmine, Rainda, Farnaz, etc.

Okay, a couple girls out there have obviously gotten my attention with their recent onslaught of comments. Like 6-7 comments posted within 30 minutes. No doubt, a personal best for my blog. (This can only be a signal of good things to come and is an excellent kickoff for Year II of the blog.) My personal favorite, so far, was from a girl (God, I hope "she" is a girl) named "hmmm." She posted a comment on the recent Fishing Trip (Part Deux) and said "u guys sounds hot." Anytime a girl says that, I naturally get excited (sometimes uncontrollably, but that...oops, sorry...). Anyway, about a billion and one things pop into my mind: Can I really do a Google Image search for "girl named hmmm"? [Results] Is Hmmm on Naseeb? Is Hmmm from STL and is this some twisted, cruel joke from T-Man and Prince AH? Is this a twisted, cruel joke from Farooq or AJ? Is Hmmm single, hot, and Muslim? [Does that question sound familiar, anyone?] Does this person realize what she is doing to my ego? Will my mom accept an online relationship? Do I need to start shaving on a regular basis? How does my butt look in spandex? [Dang it, how does that question always pop up?!] Will she be at APPNA? Is she a desi? Is she a he? If she is a he, does he have a sister? If he does have a sister, is she single, hot, and Muslim or Christian (hey, you gotta explore)? Does she dance? Bhangra style, of course? Is she rich and looking for a trophy husband? Is she actually really young? Like too young? [Doh!] Holy crap! Is this someone in my family messing with me?! Is she only interested in a doctor? [If yes, please stop and desist from reading any further. :P] Will she ever read my blog again?

Then there's Rainda. Rainda, is that your real name? How about you, Jasmine? Is Jasmine pronounced like it is from the movie Aladdin or is actually pronounced Yasmine? Farnaz? You have anything to say for yourself? And if "Farnaz" is actually a guy named Faraz that I knew, please call me so I can yell at you properly. Going back to Hmmm: WTF, dude? Use your real name, yo! :)

Okay, let me break this down some more...

Rainda: You wanna know the "dish" in the boat? Chances are that it was probably none other than T-Man himself. Yes, we all widely accept and regard him as a hottie. Consider Brad Pitt, for a moment. The guy is sooo good looking that even guys have to give Brad his due props. Much is true about Taha. BUT, the caveat here is that he's TAKEN! HAHA!! SUCKA! So the only other worthwhile dish to taste is yours truly...

Farnaz: I can't say much to make fun of you or anything like that, unfortunately. The fact of the matter is that you've been there for me and I'm touched. You posted such comments like, "interesting" or "or make her laugh" in response to the Dawah to a Blonde. For that, I thank you for being sincere. Wait, hold up one second........Okay, I'm back. Sorry, had to wipe the tears off my face, Farnaz. I love you, too.

Jasmine: Ahh, Jasmine! I've saved the best for last. You told me that "All you got to do is smile and she will be entranced." Thanks for acknowledging what has also been widely accepted and regarded as irrestible: me. But after sugaring me up, you follow-up with a vicious slap in the face when you requested to see Taha's rock-hard body and not my rock-hard...err...head. If you wanna get anywhere with the T, you have to go through me first, so please keep that in mind when posting comments (i.e. humor me, please).

Okay, so if you're reading these questions, don't mess around. Just tell me straight up who you are and what you're wearing. Err...umm....disregard that last part (unless you don't want to! wink, wink).

Alright, alright. Seriously, thanks for coming by my blog. Hope to see you again and keep in touch. Just keep in mind that I'm harmless. And try keeping this as rated PG-13 as possible, alright?! ;)

Cheers