Exciting Job Opportunity for Women...

ATTN WOMEN:

Seeking a professional, qualified lover. The successful candidate will possess the following skills:

1. Customer service. Attending to the needs of the client (see client profile above) at all possible hours. Flexibility in schedule required.

2. Attention to detail. Meeting client expectations in an efficient manner, but with careful attention to details. Relevant responsibilities include, but are not limited to: a) ironing clothing, including undergarments, b) ensuring a Little Debbie's Nutty Bar is enclosed with each lunch, c) selectively choosing pockets to place extra cash for late afternoon Starbucks visit for client-related needs. Other responsibilities as required.

3. Strong work ethic and desire to succeed. Highly competitive field that requires 'ready-to-serve' mentality. If client is unsatisfied with biryani, the right candidate will re-evaluate the process and output a better product.

4. Administrative skills. Candidate should know how to produce potent coffee in order to ensure long-lasting relationship with the client.

5. Strategic financial management. Must be able to work within a specified budget.

6. Project management. Upon generating future clientelle (in this industry, "children"), the candidate will effortlessly maintain functions outlined above while tending to the needs of the children.

Benefits:
You will be provided a clean, nice home to work and live in.

Salary:
Commensurate upon experience.

Minimum Education:
If accepted by next summer, BA/BS required. If space(s) are available now, must be working towards a BA/BS.

Unfortunately, due to the volume of calls expected, we request that no phone calls are made. Send in your resume...

Best Regards :)