Mis Hermanos (...my brothers)

I'm just gonna say it:

MY BROTHERS' BLOGS SUCK, man! I mean, who really cares about Ali's adventures on trying to make a router? What the...? Or Umar's all-too-medical blogs on his adventures of being a nerd? Think I'm being too harsh, huh? Think again, buddy:

Umar's most recent entry is entitled, "I produce fewer allergic reactions." Wait! Don't go. You've got to read this:

"Apparently the word 'hypoallergenic' doesn't really mean anything at all...I
thought products with that description underwent some rigorous cleansing process
to remove allergens or something...but I guess it doesn't have to mean much at
all according to the FDA."

Yes, how moving, indeed, Umar. How incredibley and delightfully insightful. I mean, you're telling me that I've been lied to about the word "hypoallergenic" all these years?! You're telling me that pharma companies can make words up now? I can't bear this! I started to re-examine the meaning of life. Literally, I looked up the word "life" in the dictionary just to make sure it's an actual word. In doing so, as I flipped through the pages of Webster's Dictionary, I accidentally came across the word "dork-face." Yes, Umar's picture was next to it.

Here's a recent one from Ali:

"Like I said in my earlier positing, I am working with a router at home. I was
able to give it a host name, configure IP address for the serial interface
and Ethernet interface, change the login password, and save the configurations to
the router.The next thing that I will do is have the router communicate with the
PC. Stay tuned for my exciting adventures in the router world!!!"

NO WAY!! Why, Ali, must you torture your faithful readers by having them wait?! It's like waiting for the next Harry Potter book to come out. What can you do other than re-read the old ones between now and then?

I'm not sure what else I can really say here other that continuing with my bashing...

...

Okay. I'll keep going then...

Ali: "I like working with computers. There is so much to learn." Ali, was creating this blog a second-grade homework assignment for you? I mean, have I missed anything here, folks?!

Umar: "Intellectually I found the exhibit fascinating (I spent over an hour going through it).." Intellectually, I find you to be a sheltered nerd.

We need to create some basic blogging rules here, guys. Please read and apply immediately:
1) Don't be boring.
2) Don't be intellectual.
3) No one cares about routers.
4) No one cares about dead bodies.
5) No one reads your blogs.

Thanks. I feel like I can breathe again.

Holler.