For Sale

Dear All

The following individual is now up for sale. To the highest bidder, the reward -- I assure you -- will be grand. The Prince will be unequivocally yours.

He comes standard with a beautiful Ikea-sponsored apartment located near the heart of downtown. He also comes standard with an Acura TL and contains the following upgrades (and at no additional cost to you!):

- Hair. Flawless hair.
- Status. He a doc. (Proof of non-gold digger-ness must is required)
- Skin. Rang Rang Gora Hae. (If you don't know that song, please do not apply)

No, not the muscular pimp on the right. Sorry. That unit is currently under contract.

For those interested, please send me your pictures as soon as possible. Please note that this is a limited time offer. Owner (me) will take the unit off the market if necessary.

RESTRICTIONS: No residents of Texas can apply. International applicants welcomed. We are not an EOE, however, there is no gender discrimination. Applicants with attractive friends are strongly recommended to submit their friends pictures, too, for other business opportunities. We do require a 150 word essay stating why you think you are a fit for this prime real estate. All sales final.

Best of luck