Me & Hassan: Fighting for the Same Girl

Hi

(note: if you haven't seen the r. kelly and usher video, this won't make much sense)

Yes, this may come to you as a shock, but Hassan and I are seeing the same girl. After we found out recently, we called each other up and sang the following discussion as we normally do when we talk to each other:

Me: Yo, Huss
AH: What up, Pac?
Me: Wanna introduce you to this larkee, think I really love this larkee
AH: Acha?
Me: Yaar, she so fine.
AH: Straight up, kutha!
Me: She stand about 5'4"; coca cola red bone
AH: Damn!
Me: Plus her dad is a neurosurgeon so she got a phat crib where she runs a lot down the street.
AH: Wait a minute! Hold on, dawg. Do she got a kid?
Me: Prolly.
AH: Love some Prada?
Me: Yep.
AH: Do she got hair like Katie Holmes?
Me: No, but she think she does.
AH: Do she look like Kate from Lost?
Me: Nope. But I call her Bozo.
AH: Lived in Texas?
Me: Man!
AH: I can't believe this chick.....Damn.
Me: Tell me what's wrong, dawg. What the hell you damning about? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind.
AH: Man, I didn't know that you were talking about her...
Me: So, man, you're telling me that you know her?
AH: I know her like you know your ice cream...


Me and AH:
We messing with the same kuri, same kuri...

Of course, our talk continued for a few minutes. We decided to get even and found out that Hassan was hollering at some chick named Z, who happened to have a twin sister...

Again, without the video...this will not make sense / not be funny at all...

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