An Ode to Z (kinda. ok, not really)
Hi
Just wanted to give a holler out to Zareen (aka "Zareeny" by some lonely people):
Happy Birthday!
I can't forget this day ever because it also happens to be the same birthday as my wife's, Samar (aka Z's twin sister). This is also the same day I asked Samar to marry me (via Facebook) without her knowing who I am and coincidentally the same day Samar said "Yes" strictly based on my blogging styles and charming ways.
So, Z, today we commemorate you...the sister of my wife. Happy Birthday.
Now that you're 38 or whatever, I really hope inshaAllah that you find your Prince Charming. As long as your Prince Charming doesn't refer to himself as a Prince, then you should be set. I mean, LOL, who the hell actually refers to themself as "Prince?" Haha! Hell, even the artist Prince changed his name to "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince" because he, of all people, realized how dumb it was.
Sorry for the "random" tangent. I will iA try my best to hook you up within the next few months. Money back guarantee...
;)
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you could have just left it at happy birthday!
but nonetheless, my first shoutout, imran, i thank you. after being pushed aside for baby birds, racoons, and your boys pillowfights (gay* by they way) and gorging contests (sick* by the way)- as your coach and mentor i have nothin but respect for ya!
why havent i question the fact that ahmed calls himself prince.
what is he four, and even four year olds dont call themselves prince.
only four year old girls use the word prince , when they are playing with their princess dolls!
Happy Birthday Zareen
first off, zareeny is 22.
secondly, i am not lonely.
thirdly, if you are a myth, then i am a empress then prince ah is a prince and zareeny is my queen.
fourthly, where in heavens name in my ode?
you still have mad vocab skills imran...you myth you...
ps- can viray get a lesson in english from you?
V you are wise beyond your years! I agree with you.
love u jojo! you make me feel so young and don't you know that i'll keep you company;)
Happy bday Zareen!!!Thanks for mentioning birds...well the baby birds flew out on sunday..i didn't see the first 3 but the last one was a little scarry one...his momma kept yellin at him and nudging him to leave..then she pushed him off the nest..haha..he flew to the neighbors roof...all the birds got together and flew away.
Ahmed...don't trip about callin urself prince..stick with it...these guys are all haters...i'm just waitin for Shakur to slip....actually i'm callin u out imran...lets do this..game of one on one ball..then lets wrestle...come to my house...i'm gonna slap ur big head
Ok Raja you are on permanent probation from Imrans blog for the crime of stupidity.
thanks for the bday wishes! faisal- did you really observe all of this? i love watching mommy's with their babies!
happy birthday zareeny!
all i know to stay young is to find a rich husband and stay in your pjs all day while emailing your best friend across the atlantic!
happy birthday!
Ok, lets get a few things straight here...
1) Z is neither 38 nor 22...the truth is nobody knows her actual age because she hides it from us all, but what i do know is that everytime we go to the movie theater, she gets an unknown "discount", she always pays for things with checks written to her by social security, and she always refers to the good ol'days of her youth when all the continents were referred to as pangea, so your guess is as good as mine...
2) V & T- anybody who requests to go by V'Ray (a la D'Brickishaw Ferguson) or anybody who secretly asks everyone to call him T-Guns around females has no room to talk about what someone calls him/herself
3) Faz- The Birds...Let Them Go...Seriously, Its Time...
4) Pac Daddy- Man-Not applicable because that requires having two testicles and a penis, of which you possess NONE...Myth/Legend- The only mythical/legendary thing about you is your disproportionately large bulbous head...Sufi- Not goin there...Lover- LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, whats his name???...Fighter- Beating up on 7 year old girls to get ahead in the line at Wendys does not a fighter make...Punjabi- Look up the definition of punjabi in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of the toilet paper that all punjabis are to use when wiping a Kashmiris ass...
PS- I never referred to myself as Prince, as ive told you all before, I had a bad hair day in Jr High and some student gave me the nickname cuz i looked like Prince, and it stuck, who am i to argue...(that and when i was young my mom used to tell me that I am the Prince Of Whales;-)
AJ and Imran...no wonder "Prince" was so excited to hear from AJ that he has some great hair and wanted to hear it over and over again...it all makes sense now!
how did MY ode go from being about ME to PRINCE AH????????????????????????????????
I agree, Z. This was intended strictly for you. Using your sister (that sounds bad...you know what I mean; no offense intended as you know) and the Crown Prince of Fagdom was just icing on YOUR birthday cake!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
(Hassan is gay!)
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