Prince of Pop a Muslim...?

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Jeez! I hope not, man. We don't need a guy like Michael Jackson representing the most beautiful thing ever invented (Islam).

I raise this question based on the following link I came across on Shaykh Faraz's blog:

Jackson to Build a Mosque in Bahrain

Germain [MJ's brother who embraced Islam] had felt his brother Michael has great
interest and study of Islamic books, the tolerance of Islam and his dealing
with Arab and Muslim personalities since long years.

My questions:
1) WTF?
2) Well, I guess Allah guides whomsoever He pleases, right? I ask that seriously. I mean, hey, I'm sure back in the day when Cat Stevens reverted, people were like, "Huh?"
3) How halal is that money?
4) What does SunniPath have to say about this? ;)
5) What would Sh. Amin have to say about this? (Hmm, probably, Why do you care, Imran?)
6) Who is behind this? (Meaning, which organization is receiving MJ's money?)
7) Would this explain why MJ wrote Black or White?
8) What does Bubbles (MJ's pet monkey) think of all this? In fact, where the hell is Bubbles?
9) Will Michael wear a hijab now? I mean, it seems like him and his kids wear the burqa...

Good stuff, folks...

May Allah guide us all to His path. Allah huma salay Allah Muhammad. Ameen.