Muslim Pick-up Lines...

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These are always entertaining, but I don't recommend using them. You may get slapped. Trust me, I use them during the ISNA conventions ALL the time, and I never seem to get anywhere. I just don't get it. Here, read 'em yourself...

1. "I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."
2. "To watch you pray is a sin of its own."
3. "Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"
4. "Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do
   my part..."
5. "Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm
   hereafter."
6. "Lets get married so I don't have to lower my gaze every time you
   walk in the room."
7. "I've had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you."
8. "Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?"
9. "Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She
   aiight."
10. "Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off."
11. "I know Halal meat does a body good, but damn, how much you been
    eatin'"

Okay, seriously, I think these are the types of things Ali or Umar would say to girls if I didn't manage their personal affairs. Man, I'm the greatest little brother EVER!!! (mashaAllah.)

Cheers