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Hi

I've been meaning to do this for a while. A blog entry dedicated to random and often funny or at least stupid phrases said via Gmail Chat -- the best thing for people who have firewalls blocking all other IM services -- or email. It's things like this that keeps me sane throughout the business day:

14-Mar-06:
Chat between me & Taha on Taha convincing me to come to STL this weekend:
Taha: "ur f-ing coming to stl....i dont care if that means we have to kidnap u...we will....we already have the knock out gas...aka...ahmeds ass! We will bust into ur house...and hold u and ur fam at "ass-point" w ahmeds BazoooKA"

08-Mar-06:
North Siders Email Group. The guys were trying to figure out what my Gmail Chat Status (="Rajpoothi") means:
Asghar: "Imran what the heck does Rajpoothi mean?"
Mehboob: "i believe imran said thats the brandname of his favorite lungi or something like that."

15-Mar-06:
Chat between me & AJ. The following is AJ's response to an analysis a friend of ours did on some 'stuff.' This is an AJ classic. If you don't get it, you had to 'be there':
Me: "your thoughts on Farooq's analysis?"
Ahmed: "10,000 ft view: he hit the nail on the mother head. not only that, he drove that shit all the way thorugh the board and it came out the other side that's how hard that mother hit that nail."

13-Mar-06:
Chat between me and Taha. This is me giving Taha an update on coming out to STL this weekend, which unfortunately couldn't happen, and his - most likely accurate - reaction:
Me: "Oh, possibility of STL is looking good, mashaAllah. Holla!"
Taha: "haha. With u there is always a possibility. If u were held at gun point and i texted u hey wanna go eat it?, it would still be a possibility"


More, later...